He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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