She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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