herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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