I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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