id be glad to
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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