He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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