My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just blew my weed a kiss
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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