Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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