She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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