haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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