Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I believe in your delicious
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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