ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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