Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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