Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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