I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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