I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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