How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Pappa wants mamma naked
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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