So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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