OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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