I am puke
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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