if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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