just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize