I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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