Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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