my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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