the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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