Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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