so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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