I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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