Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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