why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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