Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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