She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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