one two three fourrrrnication!
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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