She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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