We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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