I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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