did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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