Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
