I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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