currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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