and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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