Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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