You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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