ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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