She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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