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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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