i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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