Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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