I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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