Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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