That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
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my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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