i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it hurts more in the daytime
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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