Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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