Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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