On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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