Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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