no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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