DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
